May 2013
Me: I'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes
*Wakes up February 5, 2069*
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
“Who gives a fuck about your first love. Give a big round of applause for your...”
– (via jessibearr)
jehovas-witness:
internetexplorers:
cheese3d:
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
littlepaperhugs:
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
elenilote:
p1013:
audreyii-fic:
writersprocrastinate:
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
So true…
yeah…
fatass-mcnotits:
upperstories:
ruf1ohn1tram:
people who put up with my fandom shit
people who put up with my au shit
people who put up with my shit
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Can I just say how much I love going to sleep and waking up next to Kevin? My god, the man is just simply amazing. He holds me all night (unless his stomach or my back hurts, but we’ll still have our legs entwined). He just showers me with kisses and rubs my arm and my back…. it’s amazing. And incredibly hard to describe how happy I am :D
talikriosvakarian:
Honestly, i would have never thought, that when i bought Mass Effect, that it would become the game that i am more obsessed than with any other game before. I have never and i mean NEVER played a game this many times through in sucha short time and not get little bit bored with them.
joan-watson:
I wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off, okay bye”.
1. The meaning behind my URL 2. Weakness 3. Why I love my bestfriend 4. Last time I cried and why 5. Piercings I have 6. Favorite Band 7. Biggest turn off(s) 8. Top 5 (insert subject) 9. Tattoos I want 10. Biggest turn on(s) 11. Age 12. Ideas of a perfect date 13. Life goal(s) 14. Piercings I want 15. Relationship status 16. Favorite movie 17. A fact about my life 18. Phobia 19. Middle name 20....
BioWare talks possible Mass Effect spin-offs -... →
rams-desire:
“There’s so much that could be told in the Mass Effect universe.”
I totally want a Grunt or Garrus game, that would be the raddest shit ever.
dickochet:
Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad
Watchvipvictor:
Dracula (2013) Official Trailer - NBC Tv Show
Cast: Jonathan Rhys Meyers, Jessica De Gouw, Oliver Jackson-Cohen, Nonso Anozie, Thomas Kretschmann and Katie McGrath
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Planning my 21st birthday (it’s about 3 weeks out), and I have no idea what to do… Any suggestions?
*puts on horror movie*
fuck this im out
jamminjackie:
nymphettic:
tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend
amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help
Do you see the problem...
