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what i’m looking for in a man:
- will lend me his hoodies
- good sense of humor
- is a cutie patootie
- will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
- good taste in music
(via emerald-elephant)
“Who gives a fuck about your first love. Give a big round of applause for your second love, because they taught you love still exists after you thought it never could again.” — (via jessibearr)
(Source: southernbellelane, via emerald-elephant)
nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
(via emerald-elephant)
National Geographic Photographer of the Year: Mr. Tall Fox
Hold still. I’m trying to get this shot.
(via emerald-elephant)
i am very proud of you for waking up today. you are very brave. existing can be hard sometimes and that is okay. i am proud of you even if all you did today was exist. i am proud of you for existing.
(via elenilote)
Hi, I’m a writer. My hobbies include not writing.
So true…
yeah…
Trying to find shoes to go with this is driving me insane…
people who put up with my fandom shit
people who put up with my au shit
people who put up with my shit
(via demonicdjkitty)
IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s
(via dicksimmons)
